This Is How I Broke Up With The Internet’s Favorite ’90s Pop

This Is How I Broke Up With The Internet’s Favorite ’90s Pop

The ’90s explosion has officially reached its peak saturation point. Scroll through your feed once and you’ll see it. She has the same shiny chest-length bouncy curls and soft middle part. It’s beautiful, but somewhere between the Velcro curlers, high-tech hair tools, and the army of Instagram tutorials, individuality took a backseat.

When I walked into the salon last month, my stylist confidently said, “The usual bouncy blowout?” That’s when I realized I didn’t know what my hair would look like beyond this. So I decided to rebel against my algorithm with a month-long experiment. Each week, I would try a completely different blowout and record how it changed how I looked and felt. If you need hair inspiration, here are the blowouts you can try:

Week 1: Elegant Crystal Finish

Straight as a stick and shiny as a mirror, this look felt like a power suit for my head. Best paired with a center part and a sleek ensemble, it’s chic but requires some maintenance (hello, frizz serum). I used a smoothing serum, a paddle brush, and a flat iron section by section until my arms felt like the Hulk’s. It’s worth the two-hour effort and arm training.

Week 2: The Rambling French Girl

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