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Once again, the endless debate about the correct height of professional athletes is back in the spotlight, thanks to Candace Parker, who especially highlighted the topic of wrestling. The WNBA player, via an Instagram post, featured a photo alongside NBA great Dwyane Wade, who is also officially 6’4″, questioning how men tend to claim more and suggesting a guessing game between the two.
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The post was an instant magnet for a large number of people, not only fans but also players, and there was high-level participation in the dispute. Parker simply posed the question: “Are men always liars when it comes to height or not?” The situation ebbed and flowed between public ridicule and a series of funny comments due to the evidence she gave that both basketball legends were almost the same height.
Dwyane Wade joined in the comments with a funny response. “Oh wow! Why are you sitting next to me?” he posted, sounding surprised but really not at all. His comment was met with a flurry of laughing emojis and “Chicago bro energy” comments, implying the closeness of their friendship, a stark contrast to the rivalry that was only on screen.
The comments section became a forensic laboratory for budding height experts. “You guys are doing it wrong; take off your shoes!” It was a user’s insistence on a basic rule that must be followed for every precise measurement. This rule sparked a little debate within that thread about whether they were both wearing sneakers or not and what the final count would be if they did. A second commenter took a more physiological approach, commenting, “If we go by the shoulders, you get it,” and opined that Parker’s shoulder line was a little higher than Wade’s.
Humor was constantly used as a tool in the responses. Someone said, “Older people shrink anyway,” thus giving a possible cause for the retired Wade’s height. Another suggested a simple method to solve the whole problem: “Use a normal measurement system, it will be much easier to know who is taller,” thus ridiculing the complicated analysis carried out in the comments. Yet another fan justified the athletic comparison by writing, “Yes, I would still dunk on you easily and put you in the rim,” thus admitting that height is not the only factor that determines basketball skill.
Some comments took a more technical and even scientific angle in dissecting the photographs. One user gave an in-depth analysis: “Her head touches the edge of my screen before her braids when I scroll, so it’s maybe 1/8 to 1/4 of an inch away. You can see for yourself,” actually challenging others to follow her very specific measurement method. Another noted, “Same height, Candice just has hair haha,” totally attributing any difference to Parker’s braids, despite them quickly correcting themselves on the spelling of the name.
The discussion reached even beyond the couple in the photo. One observer opened up the entire area of consideration: “Yes, you’re taller! But so are Kevin Durant and Victor Wembanyama, I just don’t know why they’re hiding it,” implying that height inflation or deflation could be a phenomenon affecting the entire league, not just Wade. Another user jokingly commented on the unofficial height classification of players in sports: “The unspoken rule is that you round up and add an inch,” thus representing a common agreement with the practice of exaggerating height.
Amidst the fun and investigations, there were some who simply liked the fact that the two legends still existed. “My two favorite players in one photo,” one person said while commenting on the height issue that had arisen and simply celebrating the iconic image. Another user once talked about the friendly atmosphere of the post: “That third slide with your hands sent me!”, referring to the additional photo where Parker jokingly represents the comparison of heights with his hands, adorably demonstrating it.
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The online conversation sparked by Parker’s post shows no signs of tiring. Although there will never be a definitive answer as to who is taller, the conversation has certainly highlighted the fun and competitive side of the two basketball stars. The debate mixed sports criticism with the viral culture of the Internet, making it evident that even the most trivial questions can capture the public’s interest. For the icons, this was a joyous moment that served as a nice break from the more interesting sports conversations. It was a reminder to everyone that athletes can have humor and that the often empty narratives surrounding professional sports are sometimes the truth. In fact, more height issues are expected to occur in both gyms and online forums in the coming years. This friendly moment also brings to mind Gabrielle Union, who often shares fun moments with her husband, and the couple’s series of intimate photos that fans love.
