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Megyn Kelly is unleashing her fury on Sydney Sweeney.
This week, the actress broke time and space wearing a sheer silver ensemble.
Sweeney’s see-through dress made headlines, but earned the ire of an infamous former Fox News host.
This isn’t the first time Kelly has noticed Sweeney’s breasts. We can only hope it is the last.
Megyn Kelly rants about Sydney Sweeney’s breasts again
Years ago, Megyn Kelly left Fox News to do the same at NBC.
It was a disaster, leaving her premature.
Nowadays, he opines on all the sensational topics (that would be fine on their own) on YouTube and Patreon.
Unfortunately, Kelly hasn’t changed. She constantly throws out the worst takes imaginable.
This week, one of the main targets of Kelly’s ire was Sydney Sweeney.
(Just a fair warning, in addition to her objections to breasts or fashion or women making decisions or whatever, Kelly also shared an explicitly bigoted rant against trans women who appeared on Glamor)
During Thursday, October 30 episode Of her terrible show, Kelly highlighted Sweeney’s beautiful dress.
(So apparently she has problems with cis women too)
“I’m opposed to this,” Kelly announced.
“I don’t agree with the dress,” she complained, “because it’s completely see-through.” Wait, is?
Apparently a transparent dress ‘takes away’ men’s ‘hope’ or whatever
While taking aim at Sydney Sweeney’s dress for the same quality that earned her so much praise from others, Megyn Kelly was specific about her objections.
He noted that he can “see [Sweeney’s] entire chest” through Christian Cowan’s spectacular dress.
Yes, it certainly can. However, in some ways, Kelly sees this as a negative.
That’s when she got deeply weird about Sweeney’s breasts, praising them as if she were a commentator narrating an award-winning dog show.
Kelly described Sweeney (who is a well-rounded person) as having breasts that are her “number one assets” and that are “huge” and “spectacular.” The last two are true, but there is a lot to say; The first is hyperbole.
“She…shares too much and then takes what’s sexiest,” Kelly complained strangely.
Then he explained: “What is the hope of each boy, to be the one who really sees them for real, and leaving a little to the imagination.”
This sounds like the rambling of an elderly grandmother who thinks America should remain the hell of the 1950s instead of the hell of 2025.
But believe it or not, Kelly is a member of Generation
Make no mistake, though: Megyn Kelly wants you to know that she’s “a Sydney Sweeney fan.” Despite the latter’s crime of now hiding her woman’s flesh in shame.
But don’t worry, she’s still a ‘fan’
Every once in a while, a celebrity says or does something disappointing and you find yourself making excuses.
Well, Kelly is the weird version of that: she makes excuses for Sweeney even though the latter literally only wore one beautiful dress on the red carpet.
Kelly insisted the 28-year-old is “very young” and believes someone “tricked” her into wearing a gorgeous outfit.
“I guarantee you that someone brought her the dress and said, ‘Now we’re going to take it to the next level,’” she theorized without evidence. “And she trusted the wrong person, and before you knew it, we’d all seen it.”
Kelly emphasized that she likes Sweeney, but shared, “I draw the line at the areola.”
Remember, Kelly was immortalized in the Britney Spears movie. “If You’re Looking for Amy” music video for his strange sexually negative antics. We hope she chooses to become a better person one day, but we won’t hold our breath.
