Thank you, President Trump, for ending a scourge that has plagued our nation for far too long. We have gotten rid of awakening. I didn’t wake up anymore. It’s a joke. The truth is that awakening is truly alive and well. Let’s get Mexico out of the Gulf. Put America on that. When you see someone celebrating Charlie’s murder, call your employer. Now it’s a little difficult to navigate the real world as a straight white man. Wokeness just wears a MAGA hat. This is the awakening. Now they are monitoring people’s language. They have limited what federal agencies can mention in their documents, such as these dangerous words. These are among dozens of seemingly innocuous words that have been removed from the government lexicon. And journalists who refer to the Gulf of America as the Gulf of Mexico are having their credentials rescinded because the woke right loves telling people what to say when it comes to historical landscapes. Rename Denali to Mount McKinley. And it’s not just about individual words. The language of the right wakes up. The police stated that their mission was to defend freedom of expression and immediately stop all government censorship. So they are protecting freedom of expression by revoking the visas of numerous international students who took part in pro-Palestinian demonstrations. And books are being removed from libraries and schools because they mention gay, trans or people of color. If you commit any crime, the language police consider it a threat to society, like criticizing anything MAGA, the MAGA gang, Donald Trump, they will try to cancel you. And it’s not just leftist celebrities who have canceled respected four-star general Mark Milley by removing his portrait from the Pentagon. General Milley, who I know is a lazy guy, and they temporarily removed any mention of Jackie Robinson from the Pentagon website amid the administration’s efforts to add DEI. And they renamed a naval ship named after veteran Harvey Milk because he was also a gay rights activist. We are eliminating the politics of naming ships. So the woke right believes their version of cancel culture is making the world a safer place by protecting innocent civilians from the dangers of woke rebranding. They sparked the rebranding, rejecting what they see as an old Southern image. White people are about to riot and save us from companies that publicly support the gay community. What the hell is going on at Target? And I think it should go beyond a simple boycott. So while the woke right criticizes the woke left for their victim mentality, especially if you’re a minority who can’t seem to make it on their own, the woke right declares that the real victims now are people of the Christian faith, white, straight men. Because we all have systemic oppression, like racism and misogyny, that affects straight white men the most. Wokeness began as a means to call for social justice within the black community, but transformed the left into a divisive and exclusionary culture. The right has turned it into a tool of authoritarianism. Either way, when each side has tests of moral purity, fights for victimhood, and public shaming, we lose the ability to unite in common cause and see each other as people.